Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.
Joseph Stalin raises his head, a sly twinkle in his eye as he meets the bald man’s suggestive gaze. “Walter…” He purrs, dragging his tongue along the underside of his mustache in anticipation. “I see you’ve finally arrived.”
"Oh, Walter," The man chuckled, mustache quivering in delight. "I am the police.”
criminal, pirate, assassin
when i see a cute boy
My favorite personal headcanon is that Cecil has 4 arms because he seems like the type of dude who would be SO EXPRESSIVE WITH HIS HANDS WHEN HE TALKS! The upper pair of arms would be doing tons of flailing or gesturing while the other pair would be more relaxed and productive like taking notes or holding the mic while he’s on the air.
2013 is almost over and all i did was join more fandoms
honestly i think i’d start crying if someone told me i have an all expense paid shopping spree